Holiday Specials

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2017 Articles

A Round-Up of the Seasonal Foodstuffs of Halloween 2017

The 2017 L5P Halloween Parade: A Spiritual Odyssey into Adulthood

Revisiting The Last Halloween TV Special from 1991

The 2017 Halloween Edition Pop-Tarts

2016 Articles

A Round-Up of the Seasonal Foodstuffs of Halloween 2016

Five Random Horror Movies From the Paramount Vault

2015 Articles

An Ode to the Halloween Stores of 2015

The Seasonal Foodstuffs of Halloween 2015

The Burger King Halloween Whopper

Five Free Horror Movies You Can Watch RIGHT NOW on YouTube

Ten Underrated Horror Movie Slashers

Ten Spooky Old School Commercials

2014 Articles

Holiday Sprinkles Cookie Crisp

An Ode to the Seasonal Halloween Stores of 2014

A Round-up of the Limited Time Only Foodstuffs of Halloween 2014

Five Bloody (and Free) Horror Movies on YouTube

The Top 5 Christmas-Themed Horror Movies of All-Time

2013 Articles

A Very ALDI Kind of Thanksgiving

A Roundup of the Seasonal Foodstuffs of Halloween 2013

The 2013 Jones Soda Halloween Collection

Five Awesomely Awful (and Free) Horror Movies On YouTube (2013 Edition)

A Round-Up of Little Debbie's HALLOWEEN-themed Snake Cakes

The Most Patriotic Foods of Summer 2013

The Reese's Easter Products of 2013

A Round-Up of Little Debbie's EASTER-themed Snack Foods

McDonald's Shamrock Shakes!

A Review of Little Debbie's Valentine's Day Snack Cakes

2012 Articles

CHRISTMAS CRUNCH

A Roundup of the Seasonal Foodstuffs of Christmas 2012

An Ode to the Seasonal Halloween Stores of 2012

A Roundup of the Seasonal Foodstuffs of Halloween 2012

Five MORE Awesomely Awful (and Free) Horror Movies on YouTube

Halloween 6: The Producer's Cut

Five Horrible Horror Games on the NES...

The Legend of the Dollar Tree Giant Lawn Spider

HALLOWEEN CRUNCH

Five Spectaularly Sucky Reasons Why You Need to See "Poltergeist II: The Other Side"

41 Things That Scared the Hell Out of Me as a Kid

McDonald's Halloween Pails!

2011 Articles

Jimbo's 2011 Christmas Special!

Black Friday in a Bleak Economy

My Thanksgiving Dinner...with GWAR

Five Awesomely Awful (and FREE) Horror Movies on YouTube

A Roundup of Seasonal Foodstuffs, Volume One

An Ode to the Seasonal Halloween Supply Store